I couldn’t help imagining what Maxine, the crotchety old crab who looks down from her funny little Shoebox Greetings cards in Hallmark shops, would drive. The crazy blue-haired hag can whip off quips in three-line blips while clarifying life’s lumps. She drops little gems like, “Taking a scenic route is a great idea if your idea of scenery is the back of a Winnebago doing 20 miles an hour.” I’ve
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